Top 5 Ways To Annoy Your Co-Workers

This clip was obtained from an actual job post that's listed on CareerBuilders.com for the company Marketing FX, Inc. I didn't apply for the job, but I found their job posting opener hilarious. :o)

The Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Co-Workers

1) Page yourself over the intercom but DO NOT disguise your voice.
2) Send e-mails to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you are doing- for example, "In case anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
3) Put a chair facing a printer and sit there all day telling people you are waiting for a document.
4) Every time a co-worker asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
5) Steal everyone’s stapler then ask them to borrow it.

A few of those sound familiar, don't they?


Precious Starr "PSan"